McGuyver?

What do you get when...

Your horse breaks his figure 8 bridle

And you're on a serious budget

And your horse chiro tells you that your horse needs his teeth done - BAD - and you just HAD THEM DONE five months ago

And you're horse is very large and strong

And you are very small and should work out more than you do

And you decide to take a jumping lesson in your dressage bridle/bit sans a flash

And work on related distances...

And your trainer has to resort to using her own belt as a flash to keep your horse from opening his mouth...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

You get a very funny lesson and a serious full body workout.

I am going to go buy a new bridle tomorrow...and eat ramen for the rest of the month...ok, not really, but I don't want to have to get the rep of being the crazy eventer girl who's horse's mouth is tied shut with an adorable black belt with silver clinchers...that's just tacky ;)